Jack Nicholson Will NOT Be Sampling “Sexual Napalm”

Los Angeles – 73-year old ladies man, actor Jack Nicholson, shows no sign of slowing down, but that doesn’t deter him from on hitting on gals he might consider a little slow as “The Shining” star has been hoping to have a date with a dim bulb – Jessica Simpson. The Casanova of crypt keepers even reportedly invited the 29-year old singer/actress/reality star/"sexual napalm" to dine at his Hollywood home.

Simpson promptly declined the invitation, claiming this was yet another thing she wouldn’t do even to “win a friggin’ Oscar.”

Nicholson, unaccustomed to being rebuffed, supposedly had this to say, “it’s not like I was going to take her to a Laker’s game where she would appear on camera with me or anything. Let’s be serious! It’s just that I’ve built up an immunity to Viagra and I wanted to see if there was an alternative.”