Sarah SLAMS NBC!

Wasilla - It may be a seem like a small thing to most of us, but if your mind is teeny-tiny, NBC not broadcasting your carefully crafted-PR firm-approved statement regarding your STALKER can be a big freakin’ deal – YOU BETCHA!!

Sarah and Todd Palin (affront to feminism and unobtrusive arm candy) spent all of their Memorial Day celebration carefully crafting a response to The Today Show’s upcoming interview with respected true crime and non-fiction author Joe McGinniss.  ALL of Memorial Day they worked on it and NBC did not broadcast the Palin’s statement, meaning valuable time was WASTED when they could have been hurling horseshoes at each other’s heads to knock sense into them.

According to Palin, NBC “broke a promise” to air her side of the story (much more grave you see, than the promise she broke to the people of Alaska) regarding the rapidly escalating territorial conflict that continues to build since the author moved next door while working on a book about Palin, and even more so since she implied he was a pedophile on her Facebook page. She wrote, “I wonder what old Joe is tryin’ to do there, having a look-see into little Piper’s bedroom and also into my magic garden over here from where he’s standing with his back to us from on top of his deck there.  He’s part of them lamestream media and all doncha know.”  Or something to that effect.

Yesterday, during the interview on Today, McGinniss compared Palin’s vicious attack on him and her methods of controlling the masses through her Facebook page to tactics of Hitler.  Hitler, when reached in the bowels of Hell, commented that he would be really pissed by the comparison, but didn’t know who she was as he was too busy trying to fight for the rights to take down all of the lame parodies of him on Youtube.