The War for Porn?

Good news for the Bush administration.  Hundreds of thousands of lives have not been lost for naught in Iraq – because porn has been returned to the streets of Baghdad!  It’s true.  America didn’t get any oil out of the invasion (leading to the pending extinction of the Hummer, oh no!), the Iraqis don’t have a government or electricity, but they have porn.  Mission accomplished!!!

We spoke with one street vendor, Emir, and he told us “True, we don't have clean water or electricity, but I've never made so much money and this sure beats the herding of the goats.  Thank you, Mr. George Bush!  I’ve got everything.  DVDs of Arabs, Iraqis, Indian celebrities, whatever you like but the Jews.   I even sell the battery operated DVD player so you don’t have worry about no electricity.  Internet porn is inaccessible here with everything blown to smithereens and no dial up or broadband, so business should remain great for me unless we get another conservative leader in government.  If we do, I’ll have to resort to selling my back-stock of Iraq's funniest car bomb videos.”