London - British news writer Blad Wliter claims to have written the most generic tabloid news story ever written. "It has all the main points in the first paragraph, yet uses placeholders in place of things," the author was reported to have said. "All you need to do is plug in yer daily entertainment-world-or-political-flavor-o-the month and report what their latest hijinks is, and ya got yaself a story!" The author claims the generic story will save so much time, that it's well worth the $100 asking price. News sites are said to be skeptical. The author has released the first paragraph, which is as follows:
"Some person, in a move which surprised no one, is at it again. This time, the hilarious incident involved some thing, another person, and an organ grinder monkey named Poot. After the thing happened, people talked about it a lot on TV. The person said they were ‘not drunk, but just exhausted from all their hard work doing hard work’ and headed immediately off to a posh fake rehab center somewhere to drink Pina Coladas. The person's remaining sane relative is suing for protective custody and/or conservatorship."
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That bugger must work for Rupert Murdoch.
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