Ashton’s Still Not Cheating Part ___?

Nothing says, “My husband still likes to bang me” more than tweeting a picture of yourself looking like a 1960s housewife snuggling up with him in bed. 


Demi Moore proved once again that the rumors of husband Ashton Kutcher cheating on her were NOT getting to her by uploading this picture of the two on their 5th anniversary.  She also made it clear that they chose to spend all day in bed.  But not like John and Yoko, more like “Has been and Joke-O.”  Although, they are fighting the good fight against girls being sold into slavery.  That’s a HUGE problem in L.A., after all.


We’re convinced their relationship is still HAWT, are YOU?   Actually, not really, and we can’t imagine why Demi is wearing those glasses in bed.  Is it in an effort to convince us that is a sexy boudoir look and we too can bang a youngin' if we head on over to Lenscrafters? We asked a close pal about her bewildering look who told us,  “Nah, they were just watching TV all day and she’s nearsighted.   But you would think she’d want to look better to dispel the infidelity rumors.  The only reason I can think of for her wearing those particular specs is because she was hoping that a casting director for “Mad Men” somehow might see her and she could revive her career by replacing the dearly departed Mrs. Blankenship."