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• William Shatner owns America…and he's CANADIAN!
• Sally Field was sufficiently creeped out at Seth looking like Peter Brady in a nun's habit! I don't think she was acting.
• Charlize Theron can channel Ginger Rodgers but Channing Tatum's head looks like a ham with a buzz cut.
• John Travolta's face! Why isn't it trending today?!?
• Did anyone else notice the heroin needle bruises on Kristen Stewart's left arm? Kristen Stewart's a "Smacktress." That explains why she never moves her face.
• No Nominees for Salma Hayek's Botox job?
• Jane Fonda was wearing a wig. I hate that I know that. She can afford a better one too.
• Who will they leave out this year's "In Memoriam?" Andy Griffith, Alex Karras & Richard Dawson you dicks.
• I've got a great idea for an awards show. It's called the "Thank You and Goodnight" awards.
• I'm getting the impression that the French sucked. Suck?
• Pierce Brosnan is now singing through Russell Crowe.
• Anne Hathaway's nips were showing but didn't stick out as far as her clavicle bone.
• The only life of "pie" I wanted to know about is Key Lime shelf-life.
• When Hugh Jackman rushes to assist you, you let him manhandle you Jennifer Lawrence!
• Michelle Obama was up past her bed time.
• Who let Abba in?
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