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• Tiger Woods, overshadowed by his hoping it was enough just to be Tiger Woods,  loses to Mickelson in The Masters.

• Liz Taylor is believed to be engaged for the 9th time.  The star found out about her impending marital bliss via “Us Weekly."

• Jesse James reportedly established “Employee of the Month” award at work as way of guaranteeing future affairs. 

• Faux Political Pundit and Infotainer, Glenn Beck, hit by “Haiku Storm,” opposed to the Tsunami shit-storm of criticism for broadcasting no facts that he really deserves.