Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Lady Gaga Still Catching Heat Over Meat!

Almost two full days after the Lady Gaga Awards, uh, we meant the MTV VMA Awards (still with too much Kanye & Taylor!), pop star/performance artist Lady Gaga is STILL receiving criticism over her dress she wore that appeared to be raw meat.  Gaga wore a dress designed by Franc Fernandez, and had the unique opportunity to have presenter Cher even fondle her meat upon her acceptance of an award for Queen of MTV.

After the show, Gaga tried to explain herself in an interview with non-threatening daytime media clown Ellen DeGeneres by insisting the dress was a political statement - as her government makes her feel like a peace of meat due to their oppression of her gay friends through the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy.

Okay, we guess that makes sense.  However, that still did not keep vegans and vegetarians alike from expressing their distaste for the dress through organizations like PETA.  Even another group, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals Yet Still Eat Animals, or PETAYSEA, hated it, as well as the group People Who Essentially Hate All People, or PWEHAP, who also took issue.

Can Lady Gaga please anyone with her fashion choices?  We at Unsolicited Drivel have decided to put our design skills to work to help her out!  We have designed this dress (below) made entirely of condoms for her.  This dress should please EVERYONE, with the exception of the abstinence only set who is crazy to begin with (and what are they doing watching MTV?).  Think about it – it will please BOTH her gay and straight fans who will be reminded artistically of the importance of practicing safe sex, AS WELL AS Lady Gaga’s harshest critics who hate the thought of her reproducing herself!  It’s a win-win.  Did we mention it's wash 'n wear? You can thank us later Stefani!!

2 comments so far :

Mr. Humidor said...

There's more to her than meats the eye!

Sushi said...

I'm really upset that Gaga seems to never have even CONSIDERED wearing sashimi :( I don't want that hag Kim Cattrall in SATC to be our only dress representation.

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