Perry, 25, and Brand, 35, are honeymooning in the Maldives, a nation of beautiful islands known to be frequented by celebrities so wealthy that they can buy their own churches or small nations who let them adopt their children on a whim. It’s also pretty nice for scuba diving.
The destination wedding included a tiger safari, but as tigers are an endangered species, they had to rent them. The couple also popped for periodontal root scalings for the tigers to avoid stink-breath to the tune of $200k per cat as guests who were willing to pop for the airfare were guaranteed to get up close and personal.
They paid $1,500,000 for an original Bollywood musical to be written performed live just prior to the ceremony.
We also learned that Perry wore a custom grey Elie Saab gown, $7k shoes and it cost upwards of $1200 for Russell’s back waxing for him to look decent in a sari.
The couple also paid $8k for Rihanna’s publicist to come up with a decent excuse for missing her "best friend’s" wedding.
2 comments so far :
Don't forget the $25,000 to shave Brand's back hair.
@ Cola - they waxed instead.
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