Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Lindsay Lohan on DWTS?

Los Angeles - RetreadOnline is reporting “exclusively” that queen of 28-day overnight stays Lindsay Lohan is being seriously considered for next season’s Dancing with the Stars. 

The gossip site claims that the “Dancing” producers have had Lindsay on their wish list (right after Kate Gosselin and a double amputee) for quite some time.

So, will Lindsay be tripping the light craptastic?

Not so fast.  Unsolicited Drivel spoke with one “Dancing” producer who told us, “Well, there’s certainly no doubt that Lindsay would do more for our ratings dancing in a cage than a chunky half-term governor's kid ever could.  There are people here who will deny it, but her name has been tossed around.  I heard that they even made it as far as presenting the idea to her people.  Unfortunately, one of Lindsay’s conditions was that she be able to compete with Samantha Ronson as her dance partner.  After this last season, we didn’t think agreeing to Lindsay's request would be all that wise.  In our production meeting we speculated that we could probably count on middle America to think Samantha was a little boy for the first few weeks or so, but eventually, with all of the publicity they’d inevitably figure out she was a girl and start shooting their TVs.  That would be a  TOTAL ratings killer and we already need to atone for Bristolgate.”

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