Lindsay Lohan to Be an Acting Coach For Homeless Women

Los Angeles – Fading troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan may be running an acting workshop in between running from the law as part of her 360 hours of community service at a L.A. womens'  center.

A spokesperson for the center told TMZ that they were "extremely interested in having Lindsay contribute her talents when she kicks off her 360 hours of community service this week."

An intermittent client of the shelter told Unsolicited Drivel, “I heard Lindsay’s starting an acting workshop for the ladies called ‘Drama in Very Awful Situations,’ or DIVAS.  I suppose she certainly knows a thing or two about drama and awful situations.  She practically has a new situation every week. But since she’s not taking us for makeovers in addition to the acting class, there only so many roles a woman who has been homeless for a lengthy period of time can read for.  So, it’s kind of a waste of time because I’m pretty sure if there’s an opening for a dead body on ‘Law and Order L.A.’ Lindsay’s more likely to get it than we would as they probably wouldn’t have to insure her to just lie on the pavement. And if you’ve seen her outside of nightclubs, she’s really pretty good at pavement napping.  Maybe Lindsay should just stick to teaching us how to win over the sympathy of the general public.  That’s probably what she does best anyway.”