Trump: Obama Born in Somalia, Not Kenya

Donald Trump/Young Obama with Dunham

New York - Faux presidential candidate for 2012, Donald Trump, has made even more shocking statements this week as part of his birther claim about president Obama by declaring the U.S. president’s true birthplace to be Somalia.

Trump came to this new conclusion after seeing an advance copy of a feature article The New York Times did on Obama’s mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, about her early life as an international student that included a picture of a young Barack dressed as a pirate.

The Donald told Unsolicited Drivel, “Because the pwess kept twying to discwedit that Kenyan gwandma, I sent more investigators to investigate. Before they could leave for Kenya, we found this picture of the young Obama. It cleawwy dispways his desire to gwow up to be a Somali piwate, pwoving he was born in Somalia instead of Kenya. Next qwestion. Qwestions! Qwestions! Qwestions! Scwew you. No more qwestions.”

Our staff political analyst weighed in on Trump’s latest lunacy adding, “Uh, if Obama really was a Somali pirate wannabe, wouldn’t he be against all forms of government intrusion into an individual’s rights? Those Libertarian Tea Party financiers, the Koch brothers, are closer to being like Somali pirates than Obama ever will be.  And, as the Klu Klux Klan has said the Tea Party is too crazy even for them, after this current unhinged rant by Trump, he may as well get his assistant to program the Koch’s phone numbers into his contacts on his Blackberry like, yesterday.”