Jesse James Still Wants You to Hate Him

Austin, TX - Grease-monkey skank Jesse James is making the rounds this week to promote his new book and has made it clear that he still wants America to hate his possibly Hep-C-tinged guts.

Promoting the autobiography My Way or the Highway, James made it clear to the gossip site RetreadOnline that he felt trapped in his high profile marriage to Sandra Bullock because she once made him turn down the car stereo (there are only so many Nazi chants an American sweetheart can take), and after the that incident he began to cheat on her. James further trashed the memory of their union by telling shock jock Howard Stern that sex with his new future ex-wife, tattoo artist Kat Von D., is better than with Bullock and even if Kat cheated on him with a non-skank, he would still welcome her back to Skankville with open arms to be with him.

A pal of Jesse’s told Unsolicited Drivel, “Jesse’s only been quiet over this last year because he was writing his book. He can’t write and talk at the same time.  And now he’s trying to recapture his day in the sun as the most hated guy in America, but so far it’s not going so well. Advance sales of the book on Amazon.com are crappy and he hasn’t been surging on Twitter at all. He’s even tossing around the idea of getting an Osama bin Laden tattoo on his forehead if people don’t start really getting a hate-on for him again very soon.”