This predictable announcement came right after his network NBC’s announcement that they would replace him on The Apprentice should he choose to run for our nation’s highest office. NBC made no mention of just whom they had in mind to fill Donald’s leather chair in the boardroom, but insiders say the names Charlie Sheen and Joan Rivers immediately were tossed about.
A possibility still exists that The Donald’s hair might run for President on its own, as most folks consider it to be a separate entity. However, we're told should Joan Rivers’ latest nose run against him in the primaries, Trump probably wouldn’t succeed past New Hampshire, as Rivers’ nose would definitely beat him in his home state of New York and in any state where he has empty vacation properties standing as a blight on the landscape.
As it seems very likely that in addition to Trump, Tea Party darlings Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann will also not make it to the political big league due to the ladies inadvertently showing their true personalities, comedy writers everywhere are preparing for possible unemployment and applying for food stamps as we write this.
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I've vote for Joan's current nose in the NY primary.
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