Farrah Fawcett Love Ryan O’Neal Confirms He’s a Complete Tool

Los Angeles – As if it wasn’t bad enough that the ghost of Farrah Fawcett is getting ready to celebrate the second anniversary of her death being overshadowed by King of Pop Michael Jackson's death, now once promising actor Ryan O’Neal is stealing her thunder yet again. Ryan is no stranger to controversy, but he may stir up even more by promoting his series, Ryan & Tatum: The O'Neals, on Piers Morgan Tonight by insinuating he’s responsible for the death of America’s angel.

O’Neal told Morgan, the tabloid skank masquerading as a journalist, that he wondered if Fawcett hadn’t met his train-wreck of a family, if she might not have ever gotten sick. He further went on to blame daughter Tatum for most of the family strife as she has more name recognition than his other two kids who spend most of their time in rehab or in the clink.

We asked a medical expert in oncology if Ryan’s theory was plausible. He told us, “There are those, including myself, who truly believe that mutant cancer cells begin to divide because of stress. It’s quite possible that if Farrah didn’t want to smoke the marijuana that was likely always around house, that she was indeed extremely stressed and despite her great health habits got sick anyway.    O'Neal blaming his children for Fawcett's death makes him worse than I previously ever thought, and the fact that the three heavily drug-using O’Neal kids haven’t gotten sick despite having such a complete tool of a father, kind of proves my theory. Although, I suppose it’s still possible they could die of embarrassment.”