Is it Too Late For Actor Tracy Morgan to Join Anthony Weiner in Rehab?

New York – Rumors are swirling this morning that NBC brass is still discussing “comedian” Tracy Morgan’s hateful rants, leading many industry experts to speculate the embattled star will be headed straight for the disgraced public figure “rehab escape hatch” - just like Congressman Anthony Weiner.

Weiner announced a leave of absence yesterday from his duties in Washington to deal with whatever issues drove him to expose his private parts via the Worldwide web and it’s believed Morgan could enter a similar program to deal with whatever issues drove him to expose himself as a raging bonehead.

But could Morgan still be fired? We asked our media analyst for comment who told us, “It’s certainly more of a possibility than ever thanks to Charlie Sheen. I can’t speak for NBC personally, but they’ve certainly had enough issues of their own with their failure to attract an audience in recent years with substandard programming, which is even resulting in them wanting to bring back that reality show where contests eat bugs. Or poo. I forget which. Maybe they eat bug poo? Anyway, we’ve already found out after the fact that Tracy also made extremely hateful and sexist remarks about women in the routine. So, if there’s still a chance that it will be revealed that he also made remarks about wanting to kill puppies and kitties, I think he better get headed on out to rageaholic rehab like yesterday.”