Monday, November 12, 2012

North American Man/Boy Love Association Buys Up Tickle Me Elmo Doll Supply

Time to rethink having his hand up my butt...
U.S. of A. - After the recent scandal involving beloved Sesame Street actor Kevin Clash being an alleged little boy lover was exposed, it seems a famed pedophile organization has bought up the country's entire Tickle Me Elmo doll supply.

A spokesman for NAMBLA told Unsolicited Drivel, "We are so BEYOND thrilled girl!  We never had the perfect Christmas gift for our victims before!"

The Mayor of Baltimore, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, Clash's hometown, was quoted as saying, "Damn! First The Wire ruins our city's reputation and now this?  I think we're going to change the name of the city.  I'm considering going with Baghdad by the Bay."

In a related story, former disgraced pedo GOP Congressman Mark Foley said he was considering re-running for his seat and said he would hire Elmo to do his political ads.

UPDATE: Kevin Clash has been cleared of any wrong-doing as the actor's accuser has said the relationship was consensual.  However, that still doesn't mean Elmo doesn't blow compare to Grover.

UPDATE/UPDATE: Clash has resigned from Sesame Street as there was a whole lot of man/boy love going on.  He's currently developing a Pedo Bear puppet.

1 comments so far :

Grover said...

Me think Elmo always poor man me anyway. This message brought to him by the letters F and U!

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