In an effort to reduce America’s dependence on invading foreign countries for oil, Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann has suggested that we take the bold step to raid our own shores for oil and natural gas.
Over the weekend in between accusing God of sending natural disasters because politicians ignore their constituents she stated, “The United States needs to be less dependent on ruining lives in pursuit of cheap energy on foreign soil and be more dependent on ruining the lives of Americans in a new and improved way to show our resourcefulness. Once we run out of national parks to tap dry for oil and natural gas like in the Everglades, we’ll have to drill in Americans’ very own back yards. Even drill in their teenagers' faces if need be. Of course we’ll need to do this responsibly by declaring war on them first, so that we can also claim to have created jobs for the defense contractors.”
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I fracking hate her
LOL YOU ARE SO FUNNY I JUST DIED.
Uh, not.
Actually, if that's what she's proposing, then it's a pretty smart idea (if not slightly COMMON SENSE) that we should be creating jobs and using our OWN resources so we don't have to spend EXTRA money buying oil from foreign countries.
You can stay your little supposedly "treehugging" self but don't you realize that any oil/gas drilling is harmful to the environment? So you're saying it's okay to hurt another country's environment but not our precious little soil? How very self unselfish of you! Oh look, I can be sarcastic and ATTEMPT at wittiness as well!
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