Tuesday, September 27, 2011

GOP Confirms it Could Welcome Patti Stanger on VP Ticket

“Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger has come under fire over remarks she made on a talk show about her stereotypical belief that gay men are not monogamous and now viewers of her Bravo show are calling for her ouster.  However, if Patti does leave the network, we're told it wouldn’t take her much networking at all to be welcomed into the hierarchy Republican party – possibly even on VP ticket!

A staffer at the RNC headquarters told Unsolicited Drivel, “It became clear to the party after Michele Bachmann’s polling numbers dropped so sharply once Rick Perry entered the race, that the country still isn’t quite ready to elect a woman president outright.  But they have been receptive to a female VP in the past.  We’d never run Sarah Palin again as she seems more interested in being a celebrity than a lawmaker and Bachmann’s a little too far out there for most folks.  Bachmann's gotten so far right she could fall off the earth she believes is flat.   But that reality TV star Patti Stanger would definitely work on our ticket, as she worships the almighty dollar and seems to have the perfect blend of self-confidence and intolerance.  And the woman must have brass ones too!  I mean anybody who styles herself to look like a drag queen and then feels free to criticize gay men – that takes some serious balls!”

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