Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Regis Philbin Announces He’s Going to Start Messing Up Everyone’s Names on His Own Time Come November

New York – Talk show icon Regis Philbin announced today that November 18th will be his last appearance on “Live With Regis & Kelly” and after that date he’ll begin messing up peoples’ names on his own time.

A spokesperson for Philbin told Unsolicited Drivel, “I know that the audience is really going to miss hearing him call Snooki by the name Snoozy and the Situation the Citation or whatever he calls him, along with a host of other celebrities whose names he’s screwed up over the years.  Regis can still mess up peoples’ names during the banter at his Atlantic City shows, which I’m sure his fans will find comforting.  Of course it will be interesting to see what ‘Live’ does with the extra airtime that will be freed up once Kelly doesn’t have to continually correct Regis for screwing up everybody’s names though.  I figure it should add about an extra half hour to each show.”

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