Thursday, October 13, 2011

Safety is No Accident for Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston insists she’s clean and sober, but that didn’t keep her from nearly getting kicked off of a plane yesterday for refusing to fasten her seatbelt.

A rep for the pop diva told Unsolicited Drivel, “It’s not like she is back on the pipe or anything. Besides, people who aren’t on crack do crazy things on planes like pee in the aisle or open the emergency slide or even curse loudly and then claim to be victims of homophobia.  So Whitney’s in good company. She was just nervous as she had already missed an earlier flight to her film set in Detroit. She did let a Delta crew member fasten her seatbelt eventually. In fact, Whitney told me she’s thankful she had to wear the seat belt because it pressed down on her diaphragm and reminded her she used to be a singer. Her memory’s not what it used to be. Anyway, now that she’s located it she not only plans to start using it again, but she said she also wants to show those chart-topping, manufactured pop star bitches who are reliant on cleavage and Auto Tune how to locate their own diaphragms.  However, I did have to discourage her from using her fist to show them where it was.”

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