Who Should Be Leo DiCaprio’s Next Girlfriend?

Mais, oui!

One of Hollywood’s hottest heartthrobs, Leonardo DiCaprio, is single again as it reported that he dropped his most recent girlfriend, 24-year old Blake Lively.  

Unsolicited Drivel and surely all of his fans are now anxiously wondering who will be the next girl for Leo?  His first girlfriend was definitely his mom, but after that he dated a long line of beauties, many of them super models.   He initially dated older women like Helen Christensen and Amber Valetta.  Then Leo moved on to women about his own age like models Kristen Zang and Gisele Bündchen.  Next was Bar Refaeli, another super model, but about a decade younger than the actor.  And lastly, Blake Lively - 13 years his junior.  This leads us to wonder - could Leo’s next girlfriend be waiting to hit puberty?  There is a pattern of him skewing younger and younger.

A former assistant of the mega star told us, “I got canned because it was my idea for him to date an actress instead of a model and his Twitter followers were abandoning him in droves.  But since you ask, obviously the best way for actors to stay hot as they age is to date younger and younger women.  Look how it worked for Nicholson!  But since he's not in his 70s like Jack, there is a good possibility that Leo’s future dates may be found in the pages of Teen Vogue.  That 10-year old French model, Thylane Loubry Blondeau’s name has even been tossed around.  That pairing would be legal over there in France, right? Anything goes with those people.  But after he inevitably dumps her, I don’t think Leo would date a girl much younger than 10.  I'm guessing then that he’ll probably finally decide it’s time to go full circle and just crawl right back into the womb.”