Where in the World is Matt Lauer? (After He Gets Fired)

New York - Rumors have been swirling for months now that the walking inflated paycheck, uh, we meant morning TV show host Matt Lauer, is going to be fired from The Today Show due to falling ratings.  Many attribute the falling ratings due to poor staff morale and tension on the set (Al Roker's probably putting Ex-Lax in his coffee...that's why Matt's only able to work one hour per day) because the staff believes that Lauer was behind long-time Today broadcaster Ann Curry’s firing.  Naturally, the brass at Today are denying that Lauer will be fired…so we at Unsolicited Drivel believe he will. Hey, kids - that's just how the world works.   If we were in New York and able to peek through the window at commercial breaks and view the look on Lauer’s face and how he interacts with his staff, we could tell you for sure.  However, we still believe that Matt WILL be shit-canned.  So where in the world will Matt Lauer end up?

Like many journalism, English, and communications majors who are unable to find a job in this economy, he could go back to trade school:

Factory Matt...Plumber Matt...Mechanic Matt!!

Nah, F*CK IT!!….DO NOT PASS GO, GO STRAIGHT TO WHITE COLLAR CAREER JAIL:

Mad Matt!!!!

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