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The luxury car-speeding-neighbor spitting on-monkey-abandoning pop sensation is currently on tour in the United States’ biggest shareholder to promote his “Believe” (I’m a dick) tour and thought the Great Wall climb would make a brilliant publicity stunt as the Chinese government warned him that twerking would result in ass amputation. When reached for comment Bieber rambled, “Yo! Happy to keep the real news offa the saddy, sad, news, yo!” Bieber also defended the tasteless stunt by claiming to have rescued some of the iPhone 5 workers from Apple Computer to take them on a field trip for the day. But it’s clear from the photos in the link above, that many of his "slaves" are American, or even Canadian.
One Unsolicited Drivel reader told us, “I’m pretty grateful to the little twerp really. I had planned to build a pipe bomb and throw in on the Capitol steps over the government shutdown due them being complete ass-hats in Congress, but now I think I’ll send the bomb to the little bubble gum-forget-it-as-you-hear-it music-making narcissist. He’s Canadian. He has government subsidized healthcare, right?”