Showing posts with label Mitch McConnell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mitch McConnell. Show all posts
Saturday, January 21, 2017
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Senator Ashley Judd?
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| Say good night Mitch! |
A pal of the actress told us, “I know what you are probably thinking…that Ash dropped off the radar because the ‘woman in jeopardy’ movie genre is not currently popular outside of Lifetime TV. But that’s not the case. In addition to being very active in political and human rights causes she cares about, she also earned a Master's Degree in Public Administration, or how to run shit so peoples’ lives don’t turn to shit, from Harvard. If she runs…and I am not saying she IS, she will probably be EXTREMELY unlikely to...
- Have lax safety standards for coal mine owners and let them murder employees via negligence.
- Marry a stupid, greedy diva. Not Virginia Thomas - she's Supreme Court Justice Clarence’s bat- shit wife! Elanie Chao is married Mitch. Ms. Judd is married to a super hot race car driver.
- Hate the idea of sick and injured kids having access healthcare if their families can’t donate to her campaigns because their parents are poor.
- Oppose investments in infrastructure to repair things like bridges so already impoverished workers have to be burdened with learning how to fly to get to work.
- Dry-hump lobbyists for cold hard cash for her campaign.
- Lastly…act like she f*cking loathes her home state of Kentucky!!
So my guess is if Ashley does decide to run, that Senator Mitch McConnell will finally be turtle soup. Plus, if Ashley’s stuck filibustering on the Senate floor it might be an excuse to get out of going to her sister Wynonna’s next wedding. ”
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Sarah Palin Wants to Shoot Holes in the Debt Ceiling
Once again, she rehashed her slogan about not retreating and “reloading” and Palin urged Congress to not back down in their negotiations over the deficit. She further criticized Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell for essentially “waving a white flag” at Obama when he could have been typing into his Blackberry and asking his minions by hitting the “reply to all” button to help him pray for guidance.
Despite the fact that the failure to raise the debt ceiling by August 2nd will cause the U.S. to default on loans and damage its credit rating in addition to forcing it to raise interest rates on cash strapped Americans, like many of the most conservative Republicans, Palin stated she believed the issue was overblown*.
This attitude of some of these GOP leaders that the issue should not be a priority seems crazier than usual to us, so we checked in with our political analyst for comment who told us, “Sarah Palin is taking the same strategy as Michele Bachmann, although she has yet to announce her presidential run. At least Palin said “white flag” on the air, as I’d worry if I was an advisor on Bachmann's campaign that she’d make a Freudian slip and say “white hood.” Regardless, it’s very disappointing given this past year’s events Palin would trot out the gun rhetoric again. Although I’m sure she’d be a better marksman when it comes to shooting holes into and murdering our economy than she was with most of the wildlife she'd gone after on reality TV to appeal to the Ted Nugent faction."
*Unlike her hair this week. WTF?
