Hipster Eatery Too Much Like a Production of “Rent” for Ordinary Saturday Afternoon

Baltimore, MD – A local man, Kevin White, commented today across chorizo soft tacos, that one of his favorite local Mexican eateries might have been a little heavy on La Vie Boheme for an ordinary Saturday afternoon.  He stated, “I roll out of bed closer to afternoon than morning, yet I still know I have to restrain myself from leaving the house until mid-afternoon knowing there’s is no way those burnouts have even made the pico de gallo yet. Then I get there, and even though I am wearing my t-shirt with a silkscreen of those freakish twins from 'The Shining' on it, I still feel out of place because it doesn’t appear that someone has pierced my ear with a whaling harpoon.  Just walking to and from the bathroom, I fully expected to overhear a hygienically challenged waiter repeating an order like, ‘So! That’s five miso soup, four seaweed salad, three soy burger dinners, two tofu dog platter and one pasta with meatless balls?’  I  probably I should have just gone to Taco Bell.”