Obama Maintains Focus at Nuclear Summit Despite Unfocused Critics

WASHINGTON — While Sarah Palin was still wondering why people were criticizing her pronunciation of the word nuclear (Nook-u-lar?  Nook-e-lar?) in her speech from last weekend, and other Republicans were still trying to read and comprehend the Health Care Bill, President Obama began greeting world leaders for his 47-country Nuclear Security Summit this morning in Washington. 

Obama described a “cruel irony” of history, as despite the end of the Cold war, we now have the threat of al-Qaida getting their hands on nuclear materials (probably on Craig’s List).  When asked about his feelings on the eve of the historical summit, Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, seemed clearly relieved just to be sitting down with a U.S. president that can think clearly and speak in complete sentences. 

Obama indicated that he would be concentrating on working on possible sanctions against Iran in today’s session, but the President had received some harsh criticism from (non-nuclear expert) Palin last weekend, for turning the other cheek (So, to speak. Is she contradicting her values?!?  Shocking!) by failing to focus on that “school yard bully,” North Korea.  It is unclear why she is currently singling out North Korea, as both guys who dreamed up “The Axis of Evil” stuff are now out of jobs and the current news out of Pyongyang is pretty much just relegated to Kim Jong Il’s latest desire for world domination – to become a fashion icon.  Although, Kim’s coordinated, zippered, poly-blend jacket and slacks that look like they come from the Sears, might really appeal to busy hockey moms.

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