Ash Wednesday is Here...

We asked that question and here are some of the replies we received:

• Riding topless on parade floats
• Keeping up with the Kardashians
• Waterboarding
• Writing paid speeches on own body parts
• Bootlegging John Edwards sex tape
• Wagering on Heidi’s next plastic surgery
• Choking on own vomit
• Calling people retards
• Throwing drinks in DJ girlfriend’s face
• Propofol