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• 375,000 Facebook fans want Betty White to host Saturday Night Live, but still not as many as Facebook fans that want Saturday Night Live to just be funny.
• U.N. Climate Chief resigns in frustration but looks forward to spending more time with his family during summer vacations at the North Pole.
• Sales of Hormel Brand’s Spam™ have increased even faster than email offers for generic drug-induced erections.
• As the Taliban is having trouble with recruitment efforts, they are now considering offering free life insurance to suicide bombers.