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• Oldest person in the U.S. dies at age 114.  Unfortunately, all of her relatives were dead too, so they didn’t notice
• Runaway Toyota Prius “corralled by cops.”  Ford unwilling to sell them the name “Mustang,” to boost their sales though.
• A drink a day might keep the pounds away for the ladies.  Especially,  if it causes us to fall asleep while reaching for the chocolate.
• Obama stirs crowds out of waking comas from watching health care debates on C-span to call for a health care vote to actually take place six months late.