Friday, April 2, 2010

Actress Anna Paquin Admits to Being Bi-Fabulous

Los Angeles - “True Blood” Actress Anna Paquin admitted this week that she is bisexual.  In case you were wondering – the answer is…YES!  Yes, this admission means that she will now be open to sex with BOTH vampires and werewolves.  And, maybe she’d do sexy times with some dudes and chicks as well.  Paquin appeared in a public service announcement for Cyndi Lauper’s “True Colors Fund” with other celebrities that no one would give a rat’s ass about their sexuality including: Whoopi Goldberg, Kelly Osbourne, Clay Aiken, and the rest.  The “True Colors Fund” fights for the rights of gay, lesbian, and transgender communities.  This also explains why almost all of Cyndi’s friends are artists - meaning, she will NEVER win “Celebrity Apprentice” as most of her pals are likely broke, except Elton John.  And Rosie O'Donnell - but The Donald won't go there.  In the service announcement, Paquin stated, “Imagine going to work every day and not being able to share your life with your co-workers out of fear of being let go."  Uh, this could be a fear for many straight people as well.  Especially, if you ever had the nerve to admit that you have more intelligent/interesting conversations with your pets than you do with your superior and/or co-workers 40 hours a week. Even if your pets are dust bunnies.

1 comments so far :

Milty Tilty said...

I think Kelly Osbourne is pansexual, meaning she humps a frying pan because honey, nobody of either sex gonna hit that!

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