I Never Sausage a Machine

Unwilling to be outdone by the KFC Deathwich - the recently released "Double Down," which uses fried slabs of chicken as the "bread" in a greasy heart stopping sandwich, Bob Evans has now released a machine capable of producing a greasy heart stopping biscuit-with-gravy. "We felt that what with the crisis in fatness in America, where every single American is now challenged to get through a revolving door, that the barriers of acceptability for terrible fatty foods have finally been lowered to the point where a glass of industrial sludge would be acceptable." said Ike Illyu, spokesman for the company. "Besides, it's a great deal" he continued, "With every purchase, you get a tab of nitroglycerin, and the machine automatically calls for an ambulance." Kirstie Allie could not immediately comment because her mouth was full.


Posted by: GMan