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• Larry King and wife Shawn only broke up because angry make-up sex is much more potent than Viagra.

• Visitors were bounced from MOMA for touching live nudes in an art exhibit, but only after being redirected to Abercrombie & Fitch.

• Vice President Joe Biden is rumored to be chincy with charity, despite him being a gift that keeps on giving.

• Whitney Houston to blame all future crap-ass European concert performances on volcanic ash voice.