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• High-fructose corn syrup cut from a leading ketchup recipe and “Understanding the Threat of Anorexia” to be added to the nation’s school’s health education programs.

• Lindsay Lohan insists to the media that she is doing “just fine.”  That’s why she’s able to travel to Cannes to throw drinks in French club goers faces. 

• Two top McCain campaign staffers quit after being forced to dig fence post holes all weekend instead of schmoozing with lobbyists. 

•  Jennifer Aniston baffled by “baby food diet” rumors as she contends everybody knows she doesn’t even eat food.