24 Year-old Fakih, of Lebanese descent, is not only the first Arab American Miss U.S.A., but also the first Muslim American to wear the crown. The pageant had already come under harsh criticism last week for the revealing contestant photos, so it’s even more of an achievement for Fakih to compete coming from such as culturally conservative community, that were it another country might have cut her fishnet stockinged legs off at the knees for such a display of sexuality. At least that’s what we hear they wanted to do to the SATC 2 cast had they actually filmed their new estrogen-fest in Abu Dhabi.
However, the great day for Michigan has already been spoiled by radical grass roots “Birthers” demanding to see the lovely Fakih’s birth certificate from her Miss U.S.A. application. One pageant official told us, “it’s truly amazing. Donald Trump hasn’t even had time to comb his hair to look like a fake weave this morning and get on TV cameras to take credit for single-handedly saving the sexist pageant industry from extinction, and these people are already trying to strip her of her crown – and she hasn’t even made a shoddily produced sex tape! I’m not sure where in the U.S. Constitution it says that Miss U.S.A. has to provide a birth certificate to prove she was born on U.S. soil, but I’m sure they could probably find it in whatever condensed version of it they’ve been reading on Wikipedia. I bet those same people would read all 5,000+ words of the new Facebook privacy policy though.”
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Off with her knees! Ayalalalalala!
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