Amy’s Back in the Dating Game!

Camden on Crackwhore – Britain’s bluesiest boozehound, Amy Winehouse, is back on the market!  It’s true.  The singer has finally moved past her troubled marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil and is reportedly dating a “normal bloke.”  Does that mean he’s not a carrier for Scabies?

Winehouse’s dad, Mitch, confirmed the good news in a television interview.  He said, “I’m so happy she’s moving on with ‘er life and has chosen a normal bloke this time around so I don’t have to keep scrapin’ her arse off of the pavement.  She may be a skinny little lassie, but I got me a bad back.”

Record company executives who are still waiting years on her follow-up album to the angst ridden smash hit “Back to Black,” do not share Mitch’s sentiment.  In fact, they are even rumored to be working with scientists in trying to clone a new boyfriend for Amy to inspire her work from using the stored DNA samples of Sid Vicious.