Swanbergenkiller told us, “Hayward never really was able to convincingly look wistfully into the camera while strolling along the beach pointing out tar balls and pretending to be sad, so we decided it was time for him to get his life back. Briefly, we considered hiring Dick Cheney to replace him, but instead we decided to go with Bob Dudley, our current managing director. We realize that parody videos about him turning out to be yet another dud to represent our company are probably already in the works on Youtube, but we can’t do anything about his last name. We wish Tony the best and hope he now has plenty of extra time to spend with his family, provided he’s not beaten to death by small people first.”
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Let me tell ya a story bout a man named Hay, tried to talk to America but his foot got in the way, we just don't want to hear bullshit from a wealthy british dood, we only want him to fix up all the funky bubblin crude!
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