Limbaugh believes he knows exactly why 16 million American school kids will go hungry this summer and it has nothing to do with celebrity chef Jamie Oliver trying to feed them broccoli. Limbaugh insists poverty is not the reason either – it’s because kids can’t find their refrigerator or even the local McDonald’s.
Limbaugh’s theory about why kids are hungry was in response to news that government subsidized school lunches will no longer be available come this summer. Generous person that he is, Rush claimed he would do a daily feature on where to find food on his radio show so the children wouldn’t starve.
He stated, “If you kids can’t find food, my first suggestion would be try your house. There’s a thing called a refrigerator and there’s probably bacon in that. In a cupboard you might find HoHo’s, Twinkies, Lipitor, and if you want a vegetable, try ridgey Lays potato chips or Funyuns. You could also hitchhike to your local McDonalds and check their dumpster for leftover Happy Meals.”
We asked one school administrator if Limbaugh’s suggestions could really be helpful in the dietary budget shortfall and she told us, “well, his suggestions of what to eat would probably not only cause childhood obesity, but also attention deficit disorder, thus increasing the need for bringing back P.E. and having more special ed classes, only adding to our schools’ already strained finances. However, it’s really a moot point as he's under the false assumption that impoverished kids would ever actually tune into his radio show.”
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I think they should eat Rush Limbaugh. He can spare a few hundred pounds easily. A-hole.
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