The Agony and the Irony

That was going to be the original title for this blog.  I forget why I didn't go with it. 

Anyhoo...as I CANNOT get through the day without irony, can you imagine if you were somebody who liked to go around punching people in the mouth (not you, dad), how cool it would be to sport this ring?   Knocking teeth out with teeth!  It doesn't get better than that.  That is, if you like that sort of thing. 

Hmmmn....I wonder what I did with my leftover wisdom teeth?