Justin Bieber Would Bang You Even if You Could Be His Mom

Recently post-pubescent teen sensation, Justin Bieber, wants to make it clear that he is happy to date older ladies – provided they are under about 40 years of age.

The 16-year old singer says an age difference wouldn’t bother him, but he does have to limit it to those who would not be at an age (41) where they could be his grandmother in certain Appalachian states.  Although, he did say he might make an exception, but only for Susan Sarandon, who would be in the great-grandmother category based upon the above criteria.

He told an on-line gossip site, “I just look for a girl who is funny and has a nice smile, but anyone above 40 is a little too old for me probably.  Unfortunately, that definitely rules out Betty White.  It’s like once they start having things in their medicine cabinet that I don’t know what they are used for with labels like, ‘rejuvenating’ or ‘lubricating,’ I think the age difference is probably too much.”   He added would definitely like to date 29-year old socialite Kim Kardashian though, who is likely only to have items in her medicine cabinet that would have labels like “apply to affected area as needed.”