Bellicose bloviating blowhard Rush Limbaugh is tying the knot (signing the pre-nup) for the fourth time this weekend! Rush is planning an intimate ceremony at his Palm Beach compound with Kathryn Rogers, 33. He won’t go into details, but as it’s taking place at a home he calls a “compound” we’re guessing it will include only his bestest friends that he acquired since his built his fortune from spewing bile. No word yet if the infantile Glenn Beck will step in for a widdle boy to be a ring bearer. It is also not known whether or not Bill O’Reilly will take time away from insinuating McDonalds is trying to get Al Qaeda to buy Big Macs to officiate.
Just for the record, Limbaugh is NOT seeking media attention this weekend, despite demanding it every other day of the year.
This news of Rush buying another bride makes the Beatles wrong twice in one week. The second time occurred when Sir Paul McCartney thought it would be a good idea to encourage President Obama to sing with him on camera. Don’t quit you day job, Barry!
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