Rocket Man Crashes Back to Earth After Limbaugh Wedding

People are shocked we tell you, shocked, that Rush Limbaugh could find a fourth woman (beard) to marry him over the weekend.  Yes, that really happened!  But now they are even more shocked that the openly gay entertainer Elton John played at his wedding reception. 

It would seem on the surface, that the only thing Limbaugh and John have in common is that both of them support civil unions for gay couples instead of gay marriage. That’s the only thing.  (Maybe.)

Anyway, given Limbaugh’s past gay bashing remarks on the air on his radio show, the LGBT community would like to bitch-slap Sir Elton back to earth. GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) has not spoken publicly on the issue, but blogs of card carrying friends of Dorothy have been unleashing tornado-force criticism of the singer.

One former fan told us, “bitch is back, that’s for sure.  I’m flabbergasted that Sir Elton could undo all of the good he has done to promote gay rights for a price tag – a price tag of one million dollars.  Who is he?...The  Dr. Evil of the LGBT community?!?   At least I can take comfort in the notion that there is no way in holy hell that Limbaugh got any original music for that price tag.  Sir Elton, take a tip from another member of the nobility,  Countess Luann – "Money Can’t Buy You Class!!!"