2Gether 4Ever? Brangelina File Suit Against Smut Rag!

London — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to hit a British tabloid where it hurts – in their bank account.  Hollywood’s most saintly couple has filed suit against Britain’s best selling News of the Word, for falsely reporting about them splitting up.  The paper failed to meet their demands of a retraction and the couple felt that they were left with no choice.  A spokesperson noted, “Anybody who saw Angelina flossing with Brad’s beard live on camera at the Super Bowl, would realize there’s no truth to these rumors.”  Should the courts weigh in the super couple’s favor, naturally, all monies accrued will be used for charitable causes or just general kindness.   Some their ideas are rumored to possibly include:  lifetime grief counseling for returned kidnapped Haitian babies or even just adopting Haiti; free Mohawks and blue hair dye for little boys in the 9th ward of New Orleans whose names end in “X”; and a commune in Cabo San Lucas for Jen Aniston’s ex-boyfriends to run and play.