A psychiatrist at a hospital in France, who we hope will be brought up in front of his hospital’s Board of Directors to explain himself one day, offered the theory that Anakin Skywalker’s eventual transformation into the evil Darth Vader had nothing to do with “The Force.” Eric Ennui told us, “it is true. While I could have been researching a living person who seems bat-shit crazy to develop effective treatments, like that American one who looks (and acts) like a blonde gorilla, Spencer Pratt, I have been studying Lord Vader instead for years, and I have come to the conclusion that he has all of the characteristics of borderline personality disorder. It probably had nothing to do with The Force, but very likely one of his many childhood traumas that eventually led to him flipping his helmet.”
Critics of the French psychiatrist believe that if he was going to study Vader, his concentration should have been more on how creator George Lucas’ creativity has been jettisoned to a galaxy far, far, away as proven by how much the Star Wars prequels sucked in this universe and beyond.
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I think Hayden Christensen is what caused him to go bad. Think about it: Anakin played by cute little boy: wins race against comical villains. Anakin played by creepy Christensen: loses legs and girlfriend. It's enough to drive anyone to the dark side.
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