Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Tea Party Darling Beats Dumb Cluck

Carson City - In a surprising turnaround, Nevada GOP Senate candidate Sharron Angle defeated Sue Lowden by 40.1%-26.1% in the state’s primary yesterday. 

Lowden, formerly the front runner to go up against Democratic Senator Harry Reid in November, is probably feeling like she just choked on a chicken bone this morning, when in reality, voters thought she was a bonehead for suggesting bartering for health care with chickens. 

We asked a GOP strategist why the Tea Party's Angle was able to upset  Lowden by a 14 point spread and he told us, “well, as we don’t have any real solutions to our country’s problems, we’ve become the ‘Party of No,’ and nobody votes 'Nay' on issues that could be considered a slam dunk for voting 'Yay' more often than Sharron Angle, as she has proved time and again in the Nevada state assembly.  She’s also in favor of abolishing the EPA, the Department of Energy and even the Department of Education, which means we could someday just go ahead let big oil run our schools.  I must say that we are a little on the fence about her idea about bringing back prohibition.  However, her conservative Christian views and desire to repeal Obamacare could definitely garner the votes from the Snake-handling branches within our party.”

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