Shawn Chapman Holley Has No Respect

For herself that is….TMZ has just reported that Lindsay Lohan’s former lawyer, Shawn Chapman (I hate myself) Holley will be by her side while she wails at Judge Marsha Revel this morning prior to surrendering to serve her 90 (22) day jail sentence for violating probation. Holley quit earlier this month after her dry cleaner was not able to guarantee she could get (crocodile) tearstains off of brushed silk.

Lohan had been in consultation with lawyer to the stars Robert Shapiro for most of last week, even taking up residence at the sober house facility he sponsors, yet for undisclosed reasons, Shapiro is no longer speaking to the has been starlet. We asked one of his clerks for insight and he told us, “It’s true. Robert will not be representing Lindsay. There was a lot of back and forth between the two, but he decided it would be less irritating overall to represent murderers on any given day than Miss Lohan. So, he’s just going to sit back and wait for Mel Gibson’s call.”

Holley is said to have already arrived at Lohan’s apartment this morning and is believed to be currently inspecting her manicure.