Jennifer Aniston is Destroying America

Not our favorite friend, Rachel Green! Oh, yes she is! While promoting her latest (bomb) movie, The Switch, Aniston told reporters that women don’t need a man in the picture to be a good mother.

Moral authority and intermittent sexual harasser, Bill O’Reilly, has called the 41-year-old actress on the carpet for sending a destructive message to teenagers. He complained, "Hey you don't need a guy. You don't need a dad.  That is destructive to our society!" O'Reilly then dared Aniston to come on his show and defend her statement. "If she wants to explain, she can get her butt right in here."

Another FOX News contributor, who chose to speak anonymously, told us, “I used to think the worst threat to America was the Mexicans stealing our jobs. I also thought that our government taxing us all into the poorhouse was bad. But this Aniston thing is a worse threat. Even WORSE than gay marriage! I mean, it’s bad enough to make young girls feel badly about their self-image because the don’t have a trainer they can work out with 8 hours a day to have washboard abs and can’t subsist on just glacier water and still concentrate in class. And now she’s telling them it’s the hip and modern thing to be a single mom? American teenage girls can’t afford to go to a fancy clinic to get impregnated with a turkey baster baby! Although, I suppose one way they could conceive a child without the hassle of a relationship commitment is to date Levi Johnston.”