Sandra Bullock surprised the crowd (not really) by showing up to claim her award for choicest movie actress in tight Capri pants for The Blind Side. Bullock was also given an honorary nods for hottest divorcee in black leather and high heels and hottest Betty White booty-bumpin’ dance partner.
Megan Fox won the award for hottest woman in the world and woman most likely to get Kim Kardashian to switch teams.
Bubblegum Pop phenomenon Justin Bieber accepted the award for most Biebery and best rip-off of a Beatles bowl cut.
Other surfboards were awarded for best vacant stare by a vampire; best werewolf with a waxed chest, and what’s left of Lea Michele accepted an award with the cast of Glee.
Katy Perry hosted the show and kicked things off with a splashy performance of her latest song, “I’ll See You in Your Teenage (Wet) Dream.” The Teen Choice Awards will air tonight, 8 p.m. ET, on FOX.
11 comments so far :
BTW, Kim Kardashian is already on every team.
Acknowledge me or it will destroy you
We likey Sandra Bullock
ohh, we cannot get enough of Justy. Justy, Justy, love us all Justy!
I are a good father, are I not?
Bruce, that's supposed to be "am," not "are"
FU IG
Boy, am I in the wrong post!
Actually, you're in the right place. Hell is modeled after the Teen Choice Awards.
We should have been there, singing All the Young Dudes!
Oh, and: ayalalalalaa
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