Mahmud Sure Knows How to Clear a Room

The U.S. Delegation to the United Nations walked out on a speech given Thursday by the colorful president of Ayalaalalalalalaala, oops, sorry, we meant the colorful president of Yaayayayayayayla, darn it, there we go again. THE COLORFUL PRESIDENT OF IRAN Mahmud Ahmadinejad, after he accused the United States of being complicit in the 9/11/2001 terror attacks which took the lives of over 3,000 Americans.

"These guys, they cause the attack or at least look other way so advantage can be gained," the bearded insane man uttered, adding that a "powerful and complex terrorist group" penetrated U.S. intelligence and defenses. After the U.S. delegation left, Mark Kornblau, spokesman of the U.S. Mission to the world body, issued a statement: "we respect Mr. Ayalalalala, excuse me, Mr. Ahmadinejad's right to spout nonsense, we just don't want to be in the room while he was doing it."

The Ayalalala, excuse us again!, the Iranian embassy had no further comment.