Ballistic Behar Helps Angle Raise $150k for Campaign

New York - Talk show host Joy Behar had a banner day yesterday, raising money for Nevada Tea Party Candidate (and possible snake handler) Sharron Angle. Angle ran a very negative commercial about illegal Mexican immigrants causing “The View” co-host to declare her a “bitch” and predict that Angle is going to Hell.

Behar arrived back on set at her show this morning to find a “Thank You” note along with a pricey floral arrangement from Angle claiming that her rant enabled her to raise $150,000 in campaign donations.   A disgusted Behar made plans to donate the flowers to Sloan Kettering hospital and also donate money to the charity God’s Love We Deliver in Angle’s name.  Not to be outdone in being liberal and open-minded (girlfriends!) Whoopi Goldberg pledged to match Behar’s donation.

As if it’s not bad enough that the ladies of “The View” are raising Bill O’Reilly’s ratings, we wondered why they would give a discussion of complete crackpot like Sharron Angle air-time as well. Unsolicited Drivel spoke with our usual anonymous media analyst who told us, “Well, this mid-term election is one of the more hot-button issues in recent memory due to its exposing much ugliness about America, like racism for example, which had been swept under the carpet in recent years.  Joblessness is also a major issue in this election.  Of course, as whites will be a minority in only one generation from now, there’s hope that racism may finally go away.  If it doesn’t, at least joblessness will be decreased a bit as we’ll need plenty of workers to clean up bigots' brain matter once their heads start exploding when they realize they are in the minority.   In a perfect America, neither problem would be an issue and the ladies of ‘The View’ could go back to doing what they do best - discussing hormones.”